March 12, 2010
We’re looking for people again. Check out the role advertisement. If you think you fit the role description and want to join one of the region’s best and fastest growing security companies, give us a yell.
Just a note: while we are open to overseas people applying, and we have recruited OS before, having a work visa or the like for Australia is preferred.
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Securus Global: IT Security, Penetration Testing, Security Assessments, PCI Compliance, Product Assurance, QualysGuard, Security Strategy, Vulnerability Assessment.
Can I work from my basement? I don’t like to leave the house.
No, you’d need to work in our Hacker Bunker/Basement. (Note: No Free Range Fairy Hackers allowed here – We only have Battery Hackers – far better product). We could move you in after dark. Send your CV through if that works for you.
I hold an ACS card, I’m right up myself, and I firmly hold the view that anyone without ACS certification must surely be inferior.
Knowing this, I’d now expect that you will be beating a path to my door to employ me, but wait, patience please, there are strict ACS protocols to be followed, procedures and policies that must be obeyed.
Should you believe your organisation is worthy enough to employ someone of my high echelon standing, please go through the correct channels & protocols & contact my people via twitter – @twitternewsfeed.
I certainly don’t promise to reply, as you would expect, as an ACS member, I always have employers beating on my doorstep with lucrative, highly paid, job offers.
Sincerely,
Cabbie.
PS. I am concerned that your organisation places little value on my long list of “certifications”.
Cab Driver,
Your concerns are valid.
DD